Hello, I'm the new poster on the site. I am Buscemi, whom you may remember on The Fantaverse and previously Fantasy Moguls. I have nothing to explain about myself (unless you ask) so I will get to the basics of this post.
This post contains various new movie posters from the US and the UK. Maybe a few posters from other countries will appear. Well, here we go.
US:
 I like the teaser poster more.
 The poster is decent but it's nowhere near as good as the German poster.
  Another case of "the teaser poster was better"/
 It's okay I guess.
 "Hey, I hear Goat is really good in this."
"Yeah, that kid is going places."
I know, lame pun. But I admire the Overture marketing department for originality there.
 I don't really care. Next one.
 Dwayne Johnson looks scary. I see why the aliens are frightened.
 Unlike most tagline puns, this one is actually pretty funny. Also, I like that Sony chose to simple and not plaster the cast onto a corny situation.
 Wow, they are still doing After Dark's Horrorfest?
 Oy vey.
 Simple yet eye-catching. Hopefully Overture doesn't deceive us like they did with Pandorum.
 Don't get me started on how bad this poster is.
Canada:
 A little too blah for me. The tinkering with the colors hurts it.
 Please Mr. Rock- err...Johnson, don't kill us.
UK:
 The film is one of my most-anticipated but I can see why it flopped at the box office in the UK. I can't tell if it's a movie on Darwin or the prequel to Project X.
 This sounds like an interesting albeit unneeded sequel. I just wonder if it will ever get a US release.
 I bet that if you went to a UK cinema and saw this poster while in the queue, you would probably think only about that poster for the rest of the day.
 Eh. The American one-sheet with the blacklight look is leagues better than this Photoshop job.  A bland poster compared to the US teaser posters but this one actually shows you the real movie. Yes, it really is a bland video game-esque movie on a ship.
Well, I did my work and I think I did it well. Comment on the bottom.
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