29Jul/105
Things I Learned: Salt
Posted by Matthew Starr
The only person I know with a bigger book bag is Ryan Sarver
From now on I am going to do these "Things I Learned" lists for bad movies. Hopefully this become a continuous column.
1. A CIA agent on the lam chooses Bolt Bus. I found this particularly satisfying as I also choose Bolt Bus when traveling between DC and New York.
2. When you are in a room and a man with a gun is shooting up everyone in the room, shouting “I’M THE HEAD OF NATIONAL SECURITY” is not going to save you. In fact it gives the shooter more incentive to shoot you.
3. If you are in that same room and manage to survive the initial shootings, do not pick your head up to see what is going on. Lay low and play dead. You’ll thank yourself later.